Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument

• Whoa, time out. Football is on.
• Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
• Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
• Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
• You are so cute when you get mad.
• You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
• Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
• You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
• Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
• Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.