Monday, January 24, 2011

Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument

  • Whoa, time out. Football is on.
  • Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
  • Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
  • Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
  • You are so cute when you get mad.
  • You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
  • Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
  • You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
  • Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
  • Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

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