Monday, January 24, 2011

You Might Be An Accountant If...

at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.

  •  you consider it normal not to see your spouse or children from February to April 15th.

  •  you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline "=========="

  •  you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses"

  •  you had no idea that GAP was also a clothing store

  •  you have a petty cash box at home and actually refer to it as such

  •  you know what the acronym MACRS stands for.

  •  you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3.

  •  your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

  •  you've ever made a joke about a double-entry bookkeeping method.

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