Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night…

• But everybody looks funny naked!
• You woke me up for that?
• Did I mention the video camera?
• Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
• Can you please pass me the remote control?
• Do you accept Visa?
• ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
• On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
• Do you get any premium movie channels?
• Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
• But I just brushed my teeth...
• Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
• Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
• Did I remember to take my pill?
• But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
• Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
• You're almost as good as my ex!
• Now I know why he/she dumped you...
• What are you planning to make for breakfast?
• I have a confession...
• You can cook, too right?
• Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
• Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.