Take a look at this errors: :crazy:
Photoshop: "Command cannot be executed because of the program error"
---------------------------------------------------------
Winamp3: "Error! Thread refused to die."
---------------------------------------------------------
Other:
"There is a problem with your internet connection, please search our website for solution"
"No keyboard present! Press any key to continue"
"No mouse present! Click OK to continue"
--------------------------------------------------------
Windows 98 and Corel Draw:
--------------------------------------------------------
Other #2:
Windows 98 Update Wizard: Windows has detected that your computer is more then 12 months old. Windows 98 requires a newer machine to run properly. Please update your configuration.
Dialog Box: Sorry, Windows 95 was unable to comply with "go to hell" command you specified.
CD-ROM error: Error reading "How to unninstall Windows 95". Please, insert other CD.
Error: Some sort of error
Internal Error: Your windows has been running for 10h 37m 22s. Microsoft does not allow a windows system to run longer than that. That is why your computer will now crash.
Keybord not plugged: Windows 95 was unable to detect your keyboard. Press F1 to retry or F2 to abort.
Closing Windows 95: You are about to exit Windows 95. Do you want to play another game?
Printer Wizard: The new and incredible 32bit intelligent wizard has obtained a solution to your printing problems: do not print.
Random Error: Windows 95 has detected a random error. This error occurs every once in a while. Please wait.
Windows FAT: Windows 98 has detected too much FAT already in your system. Please do not upgrade to FAT 32 and stay with FAT 16.
Warning: Windows has categorised you as a government employee. Switching to sleep mode.
Virus Alert: You've got the flue.
--------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------
This one is pretty stupid:
--------------------------------------------------------
Internet Explorer:
--------------------------------------------------------
:
__________________
"Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination." -- Albert Einstein
Photoshop: "Command cannot be executed because of the program error"
---------------------------------------------------------
Winamp3: "Error! Thread refused to die."
---------------------------------------------------------
Other:
"There is a problem with your internet connection, please search our website for solution"
"No keyboard present! Press any key to continue"
"No mouse present! Click OK to continue"
--------------------------------------------------------
Windows 98 and Corel Draw:
--------------------------------------------------------
Other #2:
Windows 98 Update Wizard: Windows has detected that your computer is more then 12 months old. Windows 98 requires a newer machine to run properly. Please update your configuration.
Dialog Box: Sorry, Windows 95 was unable to comply with "go to hell" command you specified.
CD-ROM error: Error reading "How to unninstall Windows 95". Please, insert other CD.
Error: Some sort of error
Internal Error: Your windows has been running for 10h 37m 22s. Microsoft does not allow a windows system to run longer than that. That is why your computer will now crash.
Keybord not plugged: Windows 95 was unable to detect your keyboard. Press F1 to retry or F2 to abort.
Closing Windows 95: You are about to exit Windows 95. Do you want to play another game?
Printer Wizard: The new and incredible 32bit intelligent wizard has obtained a solution to your printing problems: do not print.
Random Error: Windows 95 has detected a random error. This error occurs every once in a while. Please wait.
Windows FAT: Windows 98 has detected too much FAT already in your system. Please do not upgrade to FAT 32 and stay with FAT 16.
Warning: Windows has categorised you as a government employee. Switching to sleep mode.
Virus Alert: You've got the flue.
--------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------
This one is pretty stupid:
--------------------------------------------------------
Internet Explorer:
--------------------------------------------------------
: __________________"Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination." -- Albert Einstein
No comments:
Post a Comment