Monday, January 31, 2011

Courses for Men and Women

Courses for
Men and Women

 
 
Courses for Women
Taught by men, for women.

101

Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

102

Doing Housework Without Complaining

103

Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

104

Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)

105

Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"

106

Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

107

Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

108

How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong

109

Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"

110

Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must

111

The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

112

Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"

113

"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous

114

How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him

115

The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle

116

You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

117

Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable

118

Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
(formerly One Can Is Enough)

119

Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World

120

Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook

121

Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There

122

Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours

123

Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases

124

Makeup: The Less is More Theory

125

Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
Courses for Men
Taught by women, for men.

101

Combating Stupidity

102

You Too Can Do Housework

103

P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

104

How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

105

We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
Give Us Money

106

Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
At 4 AM

107

Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Formerly "Don't Wash My  Silks")

108

Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception

109

Get a Life – Learn How To Cook

110

How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

111

Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right

112

Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

113

You – The Weaker Sex

114

Reasons To Give Flowers

115

How To Stay Awake After 

116

Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
Anywhere But the Bathroom

117

Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

118A

You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

118B

The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

119

The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

120

How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

121

How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

122

The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency

123

Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

124

How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

125

You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

126

Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

127

Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

128

The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

129

Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

130

Real Men Ask For Directions

131

How To Take Illness Like a Man

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