It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology. | |||||
1. A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either. | |||||
2. Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie. | |||||
3. When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist. | |||||
4. After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown. | |||||
5. A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis. | |||||
6. Many women worry about their looks when having sex. | |||||
7. Women open bottles with bottle openers. | |||||
8. A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around. | |||||
9. Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them. | |||||
10. Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle. | |||||
11. If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it. | |||||
12. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa. | |||||
13. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing. |
Monday, January 24, 2011
13 Weird Facts about Women
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