TO tickle your funny bone

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it

v What u call dog with no legs?

 Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come



Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women 

Question:What do you call a fish with no eye?
Answer: FSH 

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive