Rajni Is Back..!!! So please Take Care..!!

1. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He ispushing the
earthdown.

2. There is no such thing as evolution; it's just a list of creatures that
Rajnikanth allowed to live.

3. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
4. Rajnikanth can judge a book by its cover.
5. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
6. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
7. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called
giraffes.

8. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
9. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the
element of surprise.

10. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
11. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
12. Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
13. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a
dish best served cold.

14. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life
there.

15. Rajnikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of
Rajnikanth.

16. Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. Google won't find Rajnikanth because you don't find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth
finds you.

18. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
19. Rajnikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
20. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajnikanth.

21. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
22. Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the
back of the head.

23. Rajnikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
24. When you say "no one is perfect", Rajnikanth takes this a personal insult.
25. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to
kill you, including the room itself.

26. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the
bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

27. Rajnikanth can answer a missed call 



Paul The Octopus
Was Asked To
Predict
Rajni Kanth's Death...! ! ! !


We All Know
Paul Died ... !


Why did Britishers leave India in 1947?


Because Rajnikanth was going to be born in 1949...........