Men are like this

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 

 2 Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

 3.Men are likeWeather. Nothing can be done to change them. 

4. Men are like BlendersYou need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ..Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are likePopcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 

Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.