By all means marry...

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me


 
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.


The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…





My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.