Funny

1.  Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

    Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

“1 is neither composite nor prime"

 

1.   Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....

  Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....



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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

 

3.  yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

    yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....





Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

 

 

 

 

5. woh mujhe chood ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

   woh mujhe chood ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

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ahun ahun ahun

ahun ahun ahun

 

6.mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

 mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

 

9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

   Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

 

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

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Waah! Waah!

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

 

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss


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