Bakwaas Bandh Kar ........

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at
their home ..... why ???
.......
..........because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)


rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.........
......... ......... ......... ......
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

  
  BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE! 



who made Ganesh to Anesh...????
ThinK......
Think......
okay.....
" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....
 








AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
And
Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"
Socho
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Thoda sur Socho
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Nahi Aata
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Bcoz
Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)