Friday, March 25, 2011

funny newspaper headlines

We’ve all seen some funny newspaper headlines, but the question is can we notice them without other people pointing them out to us? If not then take a look at this list of the funnies and most absurd newspaper headlines. Word pan, misused words and other linguistic tricks can really make the crucial difference in meaning. But don’t forget about our mischievous minds that can give different meaning than is implied.
No kidding.
Not even a mouse could have been seen in wandering the streets.
Imagine how they used to spell before the literacy show programs.

What a heroic young fellow. He has done it so selflessly but she better not be choking the next time.
I didn’t know that celebrities change sex when they get pregnant. Well, anything is possible in Hollywood.
“This is an artist’s conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out the stadium lights.” Really, how unusual.
How intelligent, don’t you think. Financial experts really have some brilliant solutions to our financial problems.
Isn’t giving potatoes as a bribe illegal? In any case the cop had his tummy full.
This guy is a genius; he actually wanted to make sure they were the real deal. How clever.
This is another proof that the kindness of humanity has no boundaries.
Aw, how adorable, they even have the same glasses.
The poor girl, isn’t that just too much for one girl to handle?
Gee, I don’t know. It’s truly a mystery.
Well dah, you cannot experience a teen pregnancy if you are not a teenager.

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