Thursday, January 27, 2011

Men Vs Women

Women - Multiple process
Women's brain is designed to concentrate multiple tasks at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

  Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men cannot
watch a TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops the TV
while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain sets up. But cannot
find the solutions to problems.
Men cannot easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
A 3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old

Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So
easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She
cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He
can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately
his brain classifies the object's (bus or van or car) direction and
speed of the object and drive accordingly. Whereas women take a long
time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind
stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the
You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit next
to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH
GOD.." ..etc..

Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.
Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the
body language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is
easily caught while lying.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all
the lights or cover your/her face with blanket..

End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies
the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain and
then finds the solution one by one.
You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you
disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain cannot classify
the problems. she wants someone to hear that. After telling everything
to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the
problem being solved or not.

Men want STATUS, SUCCESS, solutions, big process... etc
Women want RELATIONSHIP, friends, family...etc...

If women are unhappy with their relations, they cannot concentrate on
If men are unhappy with their work, they cannot concentrate on the

Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain
does this.
While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can
leave his seat to tea shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes
back to his seat without problems. He uses his analytical skills space
of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.

Life is very easy to Men. One good job,(One alcohol bottle is enough
for them - Optional)
Women want everything in life.

Women use indirect languages in speech.
Merlin asked Sam, "Sam do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Merlin wants a cup of coffee.

Men use direct language. "Merlin, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls
stop the car when you see a coffee shop".

Women talk a lot without thinking.
Men act a lot without thinking.
That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

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