Monday, January 24, 2011

Funny Computer Errors

Take a look at this errors: :crazy:

Photoshop: "Command cannot be executed because of the program error"
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Winamp3: "Error! Thread refused to die."
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Other:
"There is a problem with your internet connection, please search our website for solution"
"No keyboard present! Press any key to continue"
"No mouse present! Click OK to continue"
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Windows 98 and Corel Draw:

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Other #2:
Windows 98 Update Wizard: Windows has detected that your computer is more then 12 months old. Windows 98 requires a newer machine to run properly. Please update your configuration.


Dialog Box: Sorry, Windows 95 was unable to comply with "go to hell" command you specified.

CD-ROM error: Error reading "How to unninstall Windows 95". Please, insert other CD.

Error: Some sort of error

Internal Error: Your windows has been running for 10h 37m 22s. Microsoft does not allow a windows system to run longer than that. That is why your computer will now crash.

Keybord not plugged: Windows 95 was unable to detect your keyboard. Press F1 to retry or F2 to abort.

Closing Windows 95: You are about to exit Windows 95. Do you want to play another game?

Printer Wizard: The new and incredible 32bit intelligent wizard has obtained a solution to your printing problems: do not print.

Random Error: Windows 95 has detected a random error. This error occurs every once in a while. Please wait.

Windows FAT: Windows 98 has detected too much FAT already in your system. Please do not upgrade to FAT 32 and stay with FAT 16.

Warning: Windows has categorised you as a government employee. Switching to sleep mode.

Virus Alert: You've got the flue.
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This one is pretty stupid:

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Internet Explorer:

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"Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination." -- Albert Einstein

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