Monday, January 24, 2011

Funny Computer Errors

Take a look at this errors: :crazy:

Photoshop: "Command cannot be executed because of the program error"
Winamp3: "Error! Thread refused to die."
"There is a problem with your internet connection, please search our website for solution"
"No keyboard present! Press any key to continue"
"No mouse present! Click OK to continue"
Windows 98 and Corel Draw:

Other #2:
Windows 98 Update Wizard: Windows has detected that your computer is more then 12 months old. Windows 98 requires a newer machine to run properly. Please update your configuration.

Dialog Box: Sorry, Windows 95 was unable to comply with "go to hell" command you specified.

CD-ROM error: Error reading "How to unninstall Windows 95". Please, insert other CD.

Error: Some sort of error

Internal Error: Your windows has been running for 10h 37m 22s. Microsoft does not allow a windows system to run longer than that. That is why your computer will now crash.

Keybord not plugged: Windows 95 was unable to detect your keyboard. Press F1 to retry or F2 to abort.

Closing Windows 95: You are about to exit Windows 95. Do you want to play another game?

Printer Wizard: The new and incredible 32bit intelligent wizard has obtained a solution to your printing problems: do not print.

Random Error: Windows 95 has detected a random error. This error occurs every once in a while. Please wait.

Windows FAT: Windows 98 has detected too much FAT already in your system. Please do not upgrade to FAT 32 and stay with FAT 16.

Warning: Windows has categorised you as a government employee. Switching to sleep mode.

Virus Alert: You've got the flue.

This one is pretty stupid:

Internet Explorer:


"Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination." -- Albert Einstein

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